Photoshop
(To the tune of ‘Shall We Dance?’)

Shall we crop (da dum dum dum),
Shall we size, flip and rotate?
Shall we frame (da dum dum dum),
Shall we crop (da dum dum dum)?
Shall we then check our histograms for light?
If it’s right,
Shall we make sure the whites are truly white?
With a levels adjustment
And a twist of curves for accent
We can sure make
An image pop!
Don’t give up on a reject.
We can cover any defect.
Photoshop! Photoshop! Photoshop!